I'm not like anyone you've ever met before. Unless you've already met me... stalker. I am extremely driven and motivated... i surround myself with optimistic people who are going somewhere in life, and I don't mean the golden arches. Imagine a giant rocket shooting for the stars... that's me behind the controls... And a little monkey in a space suit pulling my hair. I keep very busy and love my life.

for fun:
Watching movies curled up in bed... mainly your friends' videos of you saying stupid things while drunk in Cabo. I administer spankings as part of a public service program... I poke badgers with a spoon... ask for a free demonstration.

my job:
OK, I train wild ferrets at children's birthday parties.

my education
My little golden book collection rivals yours. Most everything I know I picked up from reading the ingredients of things at the grocery store. I have an IQ of 178, 961, and I've focused it all on creating new words like banalogy and libidon't.

favorite hot spots:
I like small and cozy bars, and wild and crazy coffee shops. If the word 'sushi' is involved, i'll roll over like a yellow lab. My favorite travel destination is definitely Earth... i just can't get enough of it.

favorite things:
My favorite thing is when we watch puppies and kittens eating ice cream while walking on the beach at sunset under a rainbow and shooting stars with a full moon and lollie pops falling from the sky.

last read:
There was this little white trailer the police put by the side of the road, and it read: "Speed Limit: 35 MPH Your Speed: 117 MPH" They're SO considerate helping me calibrate my speedometer! I didn't think my bike could go that fast!