Words That I made up, just because I can. I mean, seriously, who has time to say two words when one will do the job? All of you slackers haven't come up with the words I need to express the really important thoughts in my mellon, so damn it, I'm obviously going to have to write my own language here.
Banalogy – a stupid analogy
Slurprize – when your dog is licking you and slips you the tongue
Interestink – a captivatingly foul scent
Latense – unknowingly uptight
Innuendopes – people who make insinuations that are so stupid that no one ever gets them
Libidon’t – a sexual desire that’s a bad idea
Fornicake – desert for the lover
Flabulous – wonderfully plump
Robusty – of course she's got a nice rack... she's 300 lbs
Attitupe – a little wig with a whole lot of spunk
Flirk – to annoy with unwanted innuendo
Masterbake – cooking while touching yourself
Splendork – a magnificent idiot
Funusual – a rare treat
Androgynouns – people, places or things that could go either way
Intrapenous – to feed a man through his organ of… um… manhood
Entertraining – teaching skills in an enjoyable way
Stipulater —To make an express demand or provision in an agreement after the fact
Denouemint – the little Lifesaver that unravels the main complications in a play, novel or other work of literature
Alliterape – assaulting another aggressively with words which wholly start with similar sounds.
Fartitude – Strength of mind that allows one to endure flatulence with courage
Intoximate – to get drunk and screw
Immobible – paralyzed by scriptural quotes, (usu. when cornered by a religious nut )
Opportunes – music well suited for a particular purpose
Conflabulation – getting fat together
Protohype – When the initial buzz doesn’t survive the test of reality
