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Fun Stuff
Stupid Commercial 1: Girl Confuses Schlong with Automobile?
Now I don't know my child labor laws, but doesn't this violate SOME sort of child-in-pornography regulation?
Posted by admin at 11:35 PM
Words You Should Know...
Words That I made up, just because I can.  I mean, seriously, who has time to say two words when one will do the job?  All of you slackers haven't come up with the words I need to express the...
Posted by Den at 12:15 AM
How To Think Like An Evil Genius...
Absurd thoughts from the mind that brought you squirrel shaving, magic deodorant, and the answer to "Just how stupid are you, anyway?" These are pretty random, some are funny, some bizarre, some mundane. Deal with it....
Posted by Den at 12:04 AM
Rants
"My Review of Belize" or "Another Reason To Avoid Mexico..."
Back in 2004 I traveled to Mexico City (a.k.a. Mexico Shitty). It was supposed to be a magical trip that would re-invigorate my faith in our neighbors to the South... On the ENTIRE PLANET there are only 4 third-world...
Posted by Den at 12:13 PM
Idea vs. Execution
There's nothing more disturbing than the idea of an execution. But that's NOT what I'm talking about here... What is more important, the best idea, or the best execution? Well......
Posted by Den at 2:50 AM
How To Succeed in Any Society
There's this thing I've noticed since I started thinking for myself... it's something that is so common now that most of us seem to take it for granted.......
Posted by Den at 12:56 AM
Scribbles
Mind Viruses... Catch One Now!
Ug boots. Back Tattoos. Spiky hair. Schiznit. Tickle Me Elmo. Vitamin Water. Religious Extremism. Copy-cat murderers. People trying to look like Paris Hilton. Viruses of the mind....
Posted by Den at 12:19 PM
How To Make Yourself a 10
Nice Guy + Attractive Woman = Lonely Horney Loser. It's "The Math of Attraction" Are you a 'nice guy' who continually finds himself in Friendville? What, do I have to beat you with a rubber hose? Read this, and consider yourself beaten...
Posted by Den at 10:34 AM
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